Tits, Glorious Tits!

A lot of people think having big boobs is a great thing. Let me tell you one thing...no. just...no.

1. You can't jog
2. You can't jump
3. You can't run down the stairs without holding your tits
4. You look like a prostitute in pretty much anything
5. The first thing guy's notice about you are your boobs
6. It is hard to find clothes that accommodate to your boobs - either you look like you're wearing a sack, or that you're a balloon on the verge of popping
7. And once you find clothing that works for you, it's hard to find something elegant
8. It's hard to find places where they sell sexy bras in your size - I mean you can get the bras that make your boobs look like cones...
9. It's hard to find places where they sell sport bras - which do little to no help at all when it comes to containing your babies when you're running
10. People automatically assume your IQ is inversely proportional to your bra size
11. Lying on your stomach is either impossible, or hurts like a bitch
12. They sag faster
13. When the clothes come off, guys expect them to be all perky
14. Giving guy friends a hug often leads to boners
15. Tits are fucking distracting - whether it be for onlookers, or for yourself (yes, I get distracted by my own tits)

The list can go on and on, but for the sake of avoiding the boredom realm, I shall cease my rant - which started when I went to H&M today, tried on a beautiful elegant green dress, and looked like I was trying to sneak out two melons or something of that sort. What I'm trying to say is that people are content with what they are given. But as the saying goes, when life gives you lemons, break out the tequila (that was totally out of context and therefore made no fucking sense).