Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Teenage Sex Stories

I don't think I can enter a Starbucks washroom ever again...not after hearing about all the sex stories that happen in the one near my house (these sex stories involve teenagers fifteen and below - I don't want to live on this planet anymore). On top of that, the janitor closet opposite the principals office is THE place to have sex in my school. Oh...and then there was sex in an alley (at night). Oh...and not to mention pregnancy scares - at age 13. These are not my stories - these are cautionary tales I have heard from primary resources (aka...not random gossip). I would continue, but I'm pretty sure one of you out there reading this has to go eat food soon, and I do not wish to further ruin your appetite - and if I have...please accept my humble apology.

Monday, November 5, 2012

R.I.P.

With much love,

R.I.P. Jessica
R.I.P. Katy
R.I.P. Tyler
R.I.P. Winki
R.I.P. Badi-dadi
R.I.P. Clark
R.I.P. Melissa

"I enter a house
Emptiness
Save for these doors
But not enough

Opening the first door
Laden with blood
Shakes the house
But not enough

Opening the second door
Doused in alcohol
Peels the paint
But not enough

Opening the third door
Caked with beating hearts
Cracks the walls
But not enough

Opening the fourth door
Encrusted with pillows
Shatters the windows
But not enough

Opening the fifth door
Mantled with wrinkles
Sets alight a fire
But not enough

Opening the sixth door
Sprayed with hallucinogens
Breaks down all the pillars
But not enough

Opening the seventh door
Decorated with bones
Terminates the house
But not enough

The unlocking of these doors
Has razed the house
But seemingly
Not enough"

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