Monday, May 27, 2013

An Alternative Ending To The Harry Potter Series

Me:
nice
so i had a dream which was inclusive of an alternative ending to the harry potter series

Friend:
how did it end

Me:
hang on
im trying to think
there were aliens involved
and they took over

Friend:
of course

Me:
and hermione ended up as a prostitute

Friend:
of course

Me:
and she and ginny were never on good terms because ginny started out as a prostitute
but it ended with ginny and harry living happily ever after in a shabby house under the rule or the aliens
whilst hermione still had ron as her lover, but still was a prostitute to help make a living
so yea
the alien action scenes were pretty cool
they were the aliens from the avengers
i should not have watched the avengers last night

Friend:
hahahaahaha

Me:
i vaguely remember daenerys being there

Friend:
ok
thats just crazy

Me:
hahahha
tell me about it
there was a bathing room where everyone just sat

Friend:
weird
were they all naked.....

Me:
i think if they were i would remember

Friend:
haha

true

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In conclusion....I'm a weird ass mofo :D

Sunday, May 26, 2013

Birthday Blues

I WAS looking forward to my 18th birthday (which is tomorrow - May 28th). But then I remembered last year's birthday and now just want to skip over the whole celebratory shenanigans because it's all bullshit - at least when it comes to mine.

I gave gifts to all my friends for pretty much all occasions - birthdays, friendship day, valentines day, christmas, when I travelled abroad. Don't get me wrong...I give gifts to people because the smile on their faces when they give gifts lights me up. I would, however, wouldn't mind if I got something in return. You know what I mean? Even a hug would make me happy.

Last year, I was the one who made cupcakes on my birthday and handed them around to everyone. I've learnt that the only way I'm going to get to eat cake on my birthday or something with my friends is if I'm the one who bakes it. On top of that, I went to see my friends during break. I said hi. They said a quick happy birthday and then returned to their previous conversations. I had asked if they were free to celebrate my birthday, they said no. Instead, they had gone to the cinema to see The Avengers - without me. They say they hadn't, and maybe they hadn't. Maybe they went to see it another weekend. Point is....well....I'm pretty sure I don't have to point it out.

You know what's really sad? I'm desperately trying to hold onto friendships that some people couldn't care less about.

I'm hoping things in college will change....they WILL change. I'm not going to let a person tell me to shut up about my dating life "because it makes everyone uncomfortable" and then have that same person to go on to talk about her sex life - like WTF?

Wish me luck for tomorrow. My sister would be at school and m parents at work - so hopefully I can just sleep most of the day away.

I do, however, look forward to Facebook posts from my best friends all over the world. That'll make my day.


Monday, May 20, 2013

I AM STUCK AT HOME...ALL ALONE - SCARED SHITLESS


I had a nightmare, but I'm waaay too lazy to type it all out. Therefore, I just copy and pasted a conversation I had with a friend about this nightmare.

Me 10:49 
I AM STUCK AT HOME...ALL ALONE - SCARED SHITLESS
10:49
I HAD THE WORST NIGHTMARE EVER

Friend 10:49 
what happened
10:49
??????

Me 10:49 
imaging this demon like creature
10:50
have you have to stab it a thousand times before you can kill it
10:50
so i spent the latter half of my dream stabbing it

Friend 10:50 
you should've woke up
10:50
>.>

Me 10:50 
and then towards the end - I stabbed the demon but I said 3 different names
10:51
and then i remembered i had another dream like this before where I killed 2 other demons
10:51
so these 2 dreams somehow got entangled
10:51
and im utterly exhausted because it feels like i got a full work out

Friend 10:51 
o______O
10:51
i'm so scared
10:51
XD

Me 10:52 
and the last part of the dream was when the little stark sister from the game of thrones get this syringe and stabs the demon with it

Friend 10:52 
o____o
10:52
omg

Me 10:52 
and the demon is like - what have you done to me

Friend 10:52 
this is so creepy
10:52
i'm scared
10:52
lol
10:52
xD
10:52
do you believe in ghosts
10:52
or something

Me 10:52 
and the little girl was like....remember the weakest form of light?
10:52
and the demon was like - oh shit...stone
10:53
and then the demon shrivelled up into this stone shaped like a little girl with hair falling out
10:53
AND DO NOT ASK ME QUESTIONS LIKE THAT
10:53
IM FREAKING OUT AS IT IS
10:53
:P
10:53

as soon as I got up I rushed to the curtain and pulled it open

Later on in the conversation:

Me 11:05 
i should write a book about this

Friend 11:05 
you should o_o

Me 11:05 
jokes
11:05
it would be a lameass book
11:05
dammit - now im hungry
11:06
in the nightmare - i had to crawl between tree leaves trying to collect these yellow flowers which tasted divine and represented light
11:06
you know how most people have god visit them in their dreams?
11:06
i think this was satan visiting me in mine
11:06
:P
11:07
im totally kidding btw

Who Do I Call?!


So that guy in my last post? Well....we're FWB. So as to not further hurt him - I pulled the strings on the whole benefits aspect of things.

And as bitchy as it may sound...

I still have my needs.

So the other day I met this guy and he bought me a drink. Somehow though I ended up flirting with his friend. Yesterday, I met the guy who bought me the drink again and he gave me his number. He also gave me his friend's number (the friend I flirted with). First of all...why would...what...thoroughly confuzzled. Secondly...who do I call?!

I mean there is the obvious: why do you have to call any of them?



I'm almost 18. I've almost graduated. A girl just wants to have fun - well...this girl anyways.

I mean there is another guy altogether, but I'm not even sure that's going to work out due to locale difficulties.

Saturday, May 18, 2013

What Have I Done? 0.0

The awkward moment when a guy holds you by the waist outside your door right before you have to go back inside and says "I love you" and all you do is nervously laugh and bolt for the door.

Sunday, May 5, 2013

Idealistic, Materialistic, Superficial Crap

Long-story-short: I kind of sort of had a kind of sort of thing with this guy several weeks back. It didn't work out. Lack of communication. Now I kind of sort of have a kind of sort of thing with this new guy. The old guy started to talk to me again. Started to hit on me again like nothing had changed. I told the old guy that there is a new guy in my life. And now the old guy, won't quit talking to me - more like won't quit speaking with his dick to me (for those of you with wild imaginations, he basically won't stop hitting on me).

From now on, I should chill with one guy. And right after chilling with him, go chill with another guy and make sure the old guy knows about the new guy. It's like they're being asked to be manipulated.

I don't like games. In fact, I detest games. Unless it's a drinking game. Those I like.

Now before everyone gets all judgemental on me - I like to drink does not mean I'm an alcoholic. I actually like the taste of alcohol.

So I just came back from peeing - the horror. The amount of times people have anonymously said they admire me, or FB inboxed me about it is countless. Don't get me wrong, stuff like that makes my day. Thing is, because of my "reputation", no one is willing to say it out loud. Some people are so paranoid to be associated with me, that they even refuse to acknowledge me.

I have friends who are "sluts" and "geeks". The day I stop acting like their friends in public because I give fuck what people will think about me, is the day I will lose respect for myself.

On another note, a friend of mine recently told me that people would not be surprised if they heard another story about me hooking up with a guy - basically, I'm a whore. My question to society is: WHY THE FUCK IS IT OKAY IF A GUY CAN DO THAT AND A GIRL CAN'T?


I pray to Satan (go run along and spread rumours about me being a Satanist - which isn't even a bad thing - I'll be sure to do the same with people who say "god" and bitch about them being Christians or so) that my children are not brainwashed by all the idealistic, materialistic, superficial crap the media spins.

BTW - not accusing all of you of being like this. Just sharing my experiences with people.