Tuesday, November 20, 2012

Teenage Sex Stories

I don't think I can enter a Starbucks washroom ever again...not after hearing about all the sex stories that happen in the one near my house (these sex stories involve teenagers fifteen and below - I don't want to live on this planet anymore). On top of that, the janitor closet opposite the principals office is THE place to have sex in my school. Oh...and then there was sex in an alley (at night). Oh...and not to mention pregnancy scares - at age 13. These are not my stories - these are cautionary tales I have heard from primary resources (aka...not random gossip). I would continue, but I'm pretty sure one of you out there reading this has to go eat food soon, and I do not wish to further ruin your appetite - and if I have...please accept my humble apology.

Monday, November 5, 2012

R.I.P.

With much love,

R.I.P. Jessica
R.I.P. Katy
R.I.P. Tyler
R.I.P. Winki
R.I.P. Badi-dadi
R.I.P. Clark
R.I.P. Melissa

"I enter a house
Emptiness
Save for these doors
But not enough

Opening the first door
Laden with blood
Shakes the house
But not enough

Opening the second door
Doused in alcohol
Peels the paint
But not enough

Opening the third door
Caked with beating hearts
Cracks the walls
But not enough

Opening the fourth door
Encrusted with pillows
Shatters the windows
But not enough

Opening the fifth door
Mantled with wrinkles
Sets alight a fire
But not enough

Opening the sixth door
Sprayed with hallucinogens
Breaks down all the pillars
But not enough

Opening the seventh door
Decorated with bones
Terminates the house
But not enough

The unlocking of these doors
Has razed the house
But seemingly
Not enough"

<3

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Initiation of a Love Story

Nothing of interest recently...so nothing to write about. Other than college apps are a pain in the ass. How about I tell you my friend's love story (I have her permission) in bits and pieces. Let me start off by telling you how they met. So my friend, Riya, is this wild Indian girl with an exotic soul. While her Swedish friends-with-benefits, is a typical teenage boy, with a sentimental side of course. They met through a mutual friend at a pool party - late september, 2009. She had just moved to an American school from a British school. This pool party was Riya's friend's, from the British school, birthday party. The first time Riya and Jax saw each other, was when Jax was jumping into the pool with Riya's best guy friend. Right before Jax jumped into the pool, their eyes met and they sneaked a smile. Being typical immature fourteen/thirteen-year-olds (Riya was fourteen, Jax would turn fourteen in a few days), they ran around the pool putting coke and cupcakes in each other's hair. Riya left the pool party with a crush on Jax and with no idea that she was going to more-or-less end up with him one day. And that my dearies, is how their story began.